I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.
omg so today a customer had to slide their credit card like 7 times and i was like “here just let me do it. The machine can be a little finnicky” and the man was like “that’s not a good word for a young man to use. That’s an old lady word. Don’t use that word again”
like??? im sorry my vocabularly instilled the gay panic in u
heterosexual type one: nO ,,,, you cant be HOMOGAY u are toO young...nO homogay or bicycle only STRAIGHT HETERO!!! teenage these days..so naive thinking they can be HOMOGAY OR BICYCLE at such young age.. it a phase..what even is Pansex and Ace??? what is this tomfoolery??!!1
heterosexual type two: OH sweetie how great!!!! :) i am glad you discovered yourself! i personally love the gays! such good people the gays. sweet gays so nice.. i love gays! gotta love them gays right??? love homogays! I luv them hOMOgAYS!!! HOMOGAYS. ALWAYS WANTED GAY FRIEND LUV THEM HOMOS!