radicalace:

I just realized that I grew up during a time where the crazy frog was a thing. Like that was an actual thing that happened, that blue fucking piece of shit frog took the world by storm and it even had a tiny dick and all it did was sing annoying songs while racing around sci-fi towns in a distant future on an invisible motorbike. I can’t believe this. How did that happen. Who LET that happen.

faeriefountain:

omg so today a customer had to slide their credit card like 7 times and i was like “here just let me do it. The machine can be a little finnicky” and the man was like “that’s not a good word for a young man to use. That’s an old lady word. Don’t use that word again”

like???  im sorry my vocabularly instilled the gay panic in u

pardon me as i go and crochet a doily???

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me: im queer
heterosexual type one: nO ,,,, you cant be HOMOGAY u are toO young...nO homogay or bicycle only STRAIGHT HETERO!!! teenage these days..so naive thinking they can be HOMOGAY OR BICYCLE at such young age.. it a phase..what even is Pansex and Ace??? what is this tomfoolery??!!1
heterosexual type two: OH sweetie how great!!!! :) i am glad you discovered yourself! i personally love the gays! such good people the gays. sweet gays so nice.. i love gays! gotta love them gays right??? love homogays! I luv them hOMOgAYS!!! HOMOGAYS. ALWAYS WANTED GAY FRIEND LUV THEM HOMOS!
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nightvalecards:

by: 

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handjob:

by e

viciouslyfluffed:

ね る こ

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revputty:

halloween’s coming back around and you know what that means. fucken scary godmother that’s Right every single night i’m gonna watch that shit

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cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

mlghaxor:

i-woke-up-like-this—flawless:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

BUT WHY DOES IT CHANGE

im wondering the same thing too, kiddo.

obi-wanker-nobi:

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

familiaralien:

the-treble:

He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.

why does this have so few notes?

omg i came for the big black cock and got a lot more than i expected

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN GIF FORM BUT THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE VIDEO EVER

swiftswagger:

You’re cold to the touch. Pale grey. I know what you are.

SAY IT BELLA, TELL ME.

You’re… A troll.

NO FUCKING SHIT.

blurrypicturesofmikewazowski:

holy fuck 

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and raw whole chicken

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