picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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my brother after his first day of 2nd grade: do I have to go back tomorrow?
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People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
People who wear glasses: No.

perkprincess:

tovakiin:

buns-of-men:

When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.

In order:

World of Warcraft

Dark Souls

Final Fantasy XIV

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damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

beautyfromthorns:

azu-nyann:

beautyfromthorns:

What the hell are these two talking about
“Is that his husband?”
“Isn’t he wearing his pants backward?”
“our hands are nubs tho”

"Are they dating?"
"His boyfriend brought his lunch. I’m so jealous…"
"I like this tone of blue…"

"This is a SEXY wall"

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doitsu:

iporygon:

therightnippleofgilgamesh:

a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate

Anime mom untying her side ponytail when shit starts going down to avoid death

A character that sits next to the wall instead of the window in class to avoid being an anime protagonist

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Actual married couple Haru and Makoto

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miyakuli:

Translation : if it’s not Makoto, it’s meaningless

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thepaisleyelf:

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

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even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

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oswinstark:

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

I’m…really excited for this

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