hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

liraeli:

dot823:

wendythang:

that-dude-with-the-voice:

skittlepuddles:

wendythang:

misscourtneylayne:

ROXIE. GET IT RIGHT. R O X I E

no thank you

not being a homestuck fan must be so confusing

Do you guys even realize that this is from the musical Chicago and /not/ Homestuck? 

Not being a Chicago fan must be so confusing.  That person is right.  It’s R-O-X-I-E.

help i’m dying

i wonder how many of these reblogs are homestucks partially reblogging it for the commentary. this is literally hilarious.

And for those who are curious; this is literally both Homestuck AND Chicago. The girl there is Roxy Lalonde. She’s got pink eyes and blonde slightly curly hair, with a little curl right near her bangs. And the ‘O’ in ‘ROXY’ is made to have her godtier symbol in it. This is literally a crossover between Homestuck and Chicago. 

It really must be confusing, not being a Homestuck. Especially when you blindly accuse others of making non-Homestuck things into Homestuck things, when the things were actually Homestuck things in the first place. There are several reasons why I spend less and less time on tumblr, and the false accusations towards Homestuck fans is one of them. 

There is even a whole video for this here lemme find it.

Here you go guys x

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ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

piratehstyles:

I don’t think Siri likes being called Jarvis…

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

rnonferno:

i have limited ability to pick up on social cues so im sorry if you say i love you and i say thank you or if you ask me what time it is and i say hello or if you say a joke and i just smile at you im just very confused and trying my hardest

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thetenthdoctorscompanion:

tolkienism:

thethrasherash:

I found this way too funny.

HAAHAHAHA

Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass

we stick together

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

rampagey:

breakingdads:

hemingay:

bagmilk:

*doctor voice* congratulations! it’s a brony!

put it back

Nah once a brony leaves his mother he never enters a woman again

I laughed so hard all air has left my lungs and blew a hole through the wall.